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Now let me tell you a funny story.
One day my dog, he spoke to me.
Now listen close and carefully,
for what he said will set you free.
My dog came up to me.
He said 'hey', said 'yo', said 'you busy'?
I said 'no'.
Said 'get you're groove on and shake it on down below'.
He said 'hey', said 'yo', said 'you busy'?
I said 'no'.
Said 'throw me a bone and I'll pick the lock,
back to the beat brass broke the boom box'.
My dog came up to me, and he said
'Don't do anything I would do'.
'Don't do anything I would do'.
'Don't throw your life away on the juice'
'And don't you dare let your hair down,
so far it comes loose'.
One day my nan, she spoke to me.
And she's been dead since eighty three.
I said 'nan please, my wife just left me'.
Now what she said will set you free.
'You need those anti-oxidants, both C and D vitamins'.
'Ain't got no time for ticking around,
ain't got no rhyme to finish the vowel'.
'You need that lime in your drink,
to make your bones strong - I think'.
Ain't got no time for ticking around,
ain't got no rhyme to finish -
back the boom box'.
My dog came up to me.
My dog came up to me, and he said,
'Don't do anything I would do'.
'Don't do anything I would do'.
'Don't throw your life away on the juice'
'And don't you dare let your hair down,
so far it comes loose'.
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Close but no cigar,
you've got the wrong man I only shot the governor.
She's a rose in a field of tar,
good luck she's got the cray twins for brothers.
Reload and take your mark,
you've only got one shot don't cock this up now.
Don't look so surprised,
if you're going to kill a man make sure you do it twice.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Speak now forever hold your peace,
you're a reptile, a snake, what did you expect.
You thought you would get away?
Well karma is a bitch my friend and she does not behave.
I ain't no man of sin, but by god you are,
and you had your last chance when you had your last cigar.
Oh we're both men of sin, and here we both are,
but you lost your last chance when you had your last cigar.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh father, forgive me, forgive me,
oh father, forgive me, forgive me,
oh father, forgive me for I have sinned,
but by god he deserved it.
I hear you.
The priest did proclaim I do hear you,
the boy did deserve it I agree with you,
but I'm afraid you're only close, with no cigar.
You see karma, it's a bitch 'coz I'm the father,
of that reptile and a snake.
I ain't no man of sin, by god you are so
put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh put that in your pipe,
and smoke it.
Put that in your.
Put that in your pipe,
and smoke it.
Put that in your.
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